Act Like a girl,Cry like a baby,Talk like Nicki minaj
Wear Pink tank tops,Pink suits or listen to justin bieber and Rebecca black
Propose via text message,break up via text message not deleting your messages *Remember the whole tiger woods debacle*
Drive a prius,,Drive a pink prius,Own a prius.
Play with barbie dolls,Give the gift of lingerie unless she asks for it–which she won’t.
Date your boss,Date a surbordinate,Date a hooker.
Choose Jersey shore or keeping up with the kardashians over soccer,Let people know you watch The view or Oprah.
Sing in the shower,sing in the rain,Dance in the rain.
Dance with a dude,choose Manchester United over Arsenal *Dats just wrong*..*Wink*
Join these words together I + Love + Eating + Cock..Even if you are refering to the male chicken.
Hit a woman *Its gross*,Hit a child *Its child abuse*.
Forget your wedding anniversary. Forget her birthday. Forget your mother’s birthday.
Argue with your wife,cheat on your wife with more than one woman *See what happened to tiger woods*,Let your wife think that you and not she is the boss.
Admit to knowing the prices of weaves,Admit that your spouse has assigned you a pet name. Reveal what that pet name is.
Own a chihuahua,accesorise your pet.
Go to omotola’s concert,know the lyrics to jim iyke’s who am i song,play wizkid’s song when your mummy is around.
Take ballet lessons,attempt dancing ballet,watch high school musical.
Take a nigerian girl shopping and ask her to pick whatever she likes *I cry for you*
Tell a girl she is fat,tell a girl she is ugly,wear high heels like that guy on Soundcity *Coughs*.
Use the breakup line “Its not you its me”,lie to your mum,carry a man-purse.
Get married if you are billionaire,not getting a prenup if you are billionaire.
Drink and drive,Drive and text,attempt having sex while drive.
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