Its a typical friday night at Rehab as Bankole Wellington makes his entry into the club. Lagosians are too busy “getting their groove on” to notice him, but not the DJ. As the turntable wizard spots “Mr. Capable” he flawlessly mixes in “Lagos party” and winks at him. A few other people spot him as he heads to the VIP section and he rewards their vigilance with a wave and a smile. On his way he is stopped dead in his tracks by what has to be the most beautiful girl in the world, Mission “get to the VIP” is promptly aborted. He steps to her and they get talking as he places orders for drinks. Deep into the conversation Banky says to her “what`s your twitter handle, cuz bad man wants to follow you follow you” she giggles. As a “very good bad guy” Mr. Wellington had switched his phone to silent when he had approached the lady, but here came a call he couldn`t ignore: the call of nature (yes, celebrities do use the toilet too). He politely excuses himself and makes his way to the men`s room.

He comes back to find his “Sisi Eko” being chatted up by another guy who turns out to be none other than Darey Art-Alade. He approaches him and tells him that the lady is already taken, Darey says: “let the lady say that herself”. They break into a heated argument and finally the lady in question separates them.

She says “You boys are going to have to fight for me”

Both of them shout “YES!”

She replies “No, I mean REALLY fight for me.”

Both men look confused.

She continues ” I want the two of you to battle for my affections in a fist fight, the man who wins gets me”.

Now my dear reader you determine the end of this story, if Banky W went up against Darey Art-Alade in a slug fest who do you think would win? Do you think  a punch from Banky W is a “strong thing” ? or you think Mr. Art Alade is truly “unDAREYted”